The Return of the King
Good lord this book is boring. I really liked Fellowship of the Ring. There were fun adventures and we got to meet interesting people and explore Middle Earth. The first half of The Two Towers is like this, too. But then it just gets bleak. And in this installment there's a whole lot of war followed by way too many sappy good byes. Seriously, this book takes longer to end than the movie does, which is pretty impressive. If you like reading about war, then this book is great. There are epic battles and heroic moments. But that bores me. Not to mention that the prose comes across as biblical. I honestly can't remember if this happened in the earlier installments or if it was unique to this book. It could be the I was so disenchanted with the plot that the language was bothering me more. Or it could have really been different. Either way, this book was a struggle. I honestly almost gave it up a few times. But I'm stubborn. I couldn't just not finish thi...